blcon = instance_create(x + 95, y - 25, obj_blconsm);
gg = floor(random(3));
mycommand = round(random(100));
if (mycommand < 5)
    bodypart = scr_gettext("obj_woshua_247");
if (mycommand >= 5)
    bodypart = scr_gettext("obj_woshua_248");
if (mycommand >= 10)
    bodypart = scr_gettext("obj_woshua_249");
if (mycommand >= 15)
    bodypart = scr_gettext("obj_woshua_250");
if (mycommand >= 20)
    bodypart = scr_gettext("obj_woshua_251");
if (mycommand >= 0 && mycommand < 25)
    global.msg[0] = scr_gettext("obj_woshua_252", bodypart);
if (mycommand >= 25)
{
    global.msg[0] = scr_gettext("obj_woshua_254");
    if (global.kills > 0)
        global.msg[0] = scr_gettext("obj_woshua_255");
}
if (mycommand >= 50)
    global.msg[0] = scr_gettext("obj_woshua_256");
if (mycommand >= 75 && dub == 1)
    global.msg[0] = scr_gettext("obj_woshua_257");
if (mycommand >= 75 && dub == 0)
{
    global.msg[0] = scr_gettext("obj_woshua_258");
    dub = 1;
}
if (whatiheard == 3)
    global.msg[0] = scr_gettext("obj_woshua_263");
if (whatiheard == 1)
{
    global.msg[0] = scr_gettext("obj_woshua_267");
    if (clean == 2)
        global.msg[0] = scr_gettext("obj_woshua_268");
}
if (whatiheard == 4)
    global.msg[0] = scr_gettext("obj_woshua_272");
global.msg[1] = scr_gettext("obj_woshua_276");
global.typer = 2;
blconwd = instance_create(blcon.x + 15, blcon.y + 10, OBJ_NOMSCWRITER);
blcontweet = instance_create(x, y - 40, obj_blconsm);
blcontweet.sprite_index = spr_blcontinyabove;
global.msc = 0;
global.msg[0] = scr_gettext("obj_woshua_283");
global.typer = 25;
blconwd2 = instance_create(blcontweet.x + 15, blcontweet.y - 10, OBJ_INSTAWRITER);
blconwd2.shake = 1;
global.border = 6;
obj_heart.x = round((global.idealborder[0] + global.idealborder[1]) / 2) - 8;
obj_heart.y = round((global.idealborder[2] + global.idealborder[3]) / 2) - 8;